Short girls

They are just the best.

On a related note, my ability to talk to people has increased exponentially (I feel like a nerd talking about character stats), and this has increased potential for me to finally actually meet somebody.

Over the next few days I will be creating a list.

A list of qualities. Qualities that a girl should or must have in order for me to be interested in anything real.

Any girl who doesn't meet these qualities will be hit on shamelessly in the hopes that it will lead to something purely physical I can enjoy remembering forever, or regret until booze makes me forget it.

Either way, I win.

-Why not?