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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Cell Phone Telephone Industry

Biggest bunch of assholes on the planet.

Someone please invent something cooler and send these fucking pricks packing.

Their warranties cover nothing, the service they offer is so god damn below par it's ridiculous, and we just grin and bear it because we have nothing else to choose.

The whole mobile industry needs to be revolutionised, get these shitty old companies out of the running and bring in a product that isn't raping people up the ass every time they use it.

The obvious comparison here is the airline industry, as made fun of in the South Park episode where Mr. Garrison builds a vehicle that rapes you while you drive it, but it is still preferable to taking a plane.

Fuck you, cell phone telephones.

-Why not?

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