#3

She can't smoke weed.

It's not that weed itself bugs me much, I'll even partake once in a while.

It's stoner culture that I can't stand. The whole glorification of lazy ambivalence is completely anathema to my philosophy. To be with someone whose goal in life is to get a sweet basement apartment and buy a vaporizer would be like acid in my brain.

I don't even understand how it started. I know people who smoke weed regularly who are still completely capable of ambition. I think it's just lazy people smoking weed and using it as a justification for their lack of motivation.

In short, she must not be a stoner.

-Why not?

Definitions

Classkank: (noun)

1. A woman who, in an attempt to be classy, sleeps with wealthy men, spends excessive amounts of money on lingerie, and is generally useless in every aspect except sex. Believes herself to be upper-class because of who she is with, but is really just a whore.

"I tried to take this girl home, but she saw my messy place and just took off. Saw her blowing some guy in his Beemer the other day. What a classkank."

Datefuck: (verb)

1. Dating someone purely for sexual reasons.

"That chick asked me out. I think I might datefuck her, she's a total bitch."

-Why not?

#2

She must be shorter than 5'8. I like petite girls. Yes, I'm shallow.

-Why not?

Nude Hot Tubbing

Not all that great.

Would have been better watching two naked girls make-out in the hot tub if one wasn't overweight and latino. The other was hot enough.

Overall, May long weekend has taken a turn for the AWESOME.

I have a feeling tonight, Round 2, will be.. well..

LEGEN... wait for it.. DARY!

-Why not?

#1

She must be educated. Not that I'm so elitist I look down my nose at anyone not attending post-secondary, but as someone who plans to get his Ph.D in philosophy, I really would like a girl with an academic leaning.

-Why not?

Short girls

They are just the best.

On a related note, my ability to talk to people has increased exponentially (I feel like a nerd talking about character stats), and this has increased potential for me to finally actually meet somebody.

Over the next few days I will be creating a list.

A list of qualities. Qualities that a girl should or must have in order for me to be interested in anything real.

Any girl who doesn't meet these qualities will be hit on shamelessly in the hopes that it will lead to something purely physical I can enjoy remembering forever, or regret until booze makes me forget it.

Either way, I win.

-Why not?

TV on the Radio

Incredible band.

Their eclectic style keeps your interest from first track to last, constantly changing pace, mood, even completely changing genre from one song to the next.

They're creative, they're fun, they're powerful..

And best of all they've done live stuff with Trent Reznor.

Yea, they're that cool.

-Why not?